Otterz & Endz

A Brush With Celebrity

By Ryan Livingston / January 26, 2004 /

Last night I watched Cartoon Network’s [Adult Swim], specifically Space Ghost: Coast-to-Coast. It got me remembering the time I met David Carradine at a convention. George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost, was also there and I met him as well. But back to Carradine. He was scheduled to arrive at 3pm. I got to…

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An Open Letter…

By Ryan Livingston / January 20, 2004 /

To the punks who stole my garbage can lid, The winter season is upon us. As such, the horrific winds and snows this time of year can be quite brutal. That is why it caused much dismay to see my garbage can unlidded. The sight of naked garbage on the curbside in 20-degree temperature is…

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Foul Language

By Ryan Livingston / January 13, 2004 /

I’d hate to bite the hand that will potentially feed me, but I have no choice. As we advance in the methods of communication, we lose quality in what is said. I’m sure the more lucid of us knows what I mean, however all those “l33t” folk may be a tad lost. So, let me…

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What the Fortune?!

By Ryan Livingston / January 8, 2004 /

There are idiots in the world. I know; I’ve seen them; they’re often on Wheel of Fortune. It was tonight’s edition where it happened that I lost faith in the human race- not that I had found it prior to tonight, but you get the point. The category was “Song/Artist” – meaning that there would…

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Standard New Years Resolution #42 – Enlightenment

By Ryan Livingston / January 6, 2004 /

Along with subscribing to everyone’s favorite resolution – getting fit – I have decided to enlighten myself in all matters of things. Right now I am a fountain of useless trivia – good for shouting at game shows, but little else. I need to get more functional. I started this endeavor prior to New Years…

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Standard New Years Resolution #2 – Getting Fit

By Ryan Livingston / January 5, 2004 /

Happy New Year to all, first off. At the stroke of midnight on that fateful night each year, many of the sober of us (and those not so) declare our goals for the coming calendar. Some are lofty, vowing monumental changes not even possible with a crate of ambrosia at the ready. Some are more…

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Winter hath returned!

By Ryan Livingston / December 6, 2003 /

Today, for those of you elsewhere than where I am, the East Coast was, or still is rather, ravaged by a “Nor’easter.” Again, for the benefit of those in sunnier places, a nor’easter is this: blizzard conditions accompanied by torrential rains, winds, floods, thunder and lightning and the occasional locusts. They usually begin on a…

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Validating My Parking

By Ryan Livingston / November 20, 2003 /

One of my meager goals in life is to one day have someone, anyone, quote me… and quote me correctly with proper citation, etc. It doesn’t have to be taken in context; nothing worth noting ever is taken in context. Nor does it have to shed upon me a positive light; the citation could be…

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My Traditional Brownies and Meat Pies

By Ryan Livingston / November 8, 2003 /

Every November at the Calvary Presbyterian Church, SI NY, there is an event called the Thistle Fair. It’s your typical church basement fair but with a Scottish twist. There are tables for toys, books, and an “attic” table full of second hand stuff that is the same year to year. I figure why buy when…

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I Have Seen the Apocalypse and His Name is Jamie

By Ryan Livingston / September 29, 2003 /

Did you ever have one of those days, you know, where you’re ridding the bus and you come across the embodiment of everything that’s wrong in the world? No? Well, friend, sit down and listen… His name is Jamie. And, I know his name is Jamie, because his mom kept yelling it out every minute…

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