Archive for 2003
This Ain’t You Mum’s Teatime
Stuff you’ll be needing: Dinner roll sized Potato Rolls Sandwich stacker style sliced pickles Ketchup Lettuce Piccalilli Relish Egg Salad (however you like it) Cookies and/or Pastries Tea (no sh…) It’s amazing how pansyassed teatime can be. Tea built empires dammit! Now it’s resigned to old ladies and stuffed animals. Well screw that, it’s time…
Read MoreThe Mock Ploughman’s Sandwich
Ingredients: Hard Rolls or Italian/French Bread Branston Pickle American Cheese Thas as a mini version of a thing called a Ploughman’s lunch, which is some fruit, some veggies, a block of cheese and bread with a small cup of Branston Pickle – which is carrots, cauliflower, gherkins, marrows, onions. rutabega, tomatoes, and apples in a…
Read MoreKidd Video
Rock band turned animated fugitives in the this classic 80s cartoon that you thought existed but we’re sure of.
Read MoreThe Rundown
The Synopsis: In this Adventure/Comedy, a loan enforcer (The Rock) is sent to Brazil to track down his boss’ maverick archaeologist son (Seann William Scott), who has gotten mixed up in the gold mining town-that-time-evicted of EL Dorado, which is owned by the ever evil/eccentric Christopher Walken. Throw in some rebels (including a washed up…
Read MoreI Have Seen the Apocalypse and His Name is Jamie
Did you ever have one of those days, you know, where you’re ridding the bus and you come across the embodiment of everything that’s wrong in the world? No? Well, friend, sit down and listen… His name is Jamie. And, I know his name is Jamie, because his mom kept yelling it out every minute…
Read MoreDuck Dodgers
I must admit, I was a bit skeptic about the show when it began its advertising campaign. Whenever the WB tries to capitalize on the old Looney Tunes, the venture usually ends in disaster and seems to be 100% pure recycled gags (e.g. shorts like 1990’s short subject “Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers,” and crap…
Read MoreThe Simplicity of Life
Life is not simple. In fact, it’s quite unnecessarily over-complicated. Think about it… billions of peptides randomly swirled together in a puddle, which then randomly formed billions of proteins which then randomly walked ashore in the form of a being so chemically complex that they only now found the recipe. It was stuck to the…
Read MoreGroup Therapy
A growing craze with college professors is the idea of groups; I like to call them “aggregation of silent gawkers.” These cabals usually consist of 1-2 mute brains and 1-infinity equally mute onlookers; forced together by location or alphabetical commonality, and united under one cause – appease the ringmaster. Well, the system doesn’t work. And…
Read MoreThere and Back Again, and There Again Yet Again, Chapter II
I can always tell when school is about to begin – my legs hurt. It’s like and old war wound that heralds the coming hurricane. I just can’t explain it; and it happens right before each semester since my high school days. I can move around 200lb picnic tables for days on end (to which…
Read MoreWaterloo: Napoleon’s Last Battle
Waterloo is a real-time strategy game put of by BreakAway Games, Ltd. It provides several historical battles between the dying French Empire and Great Britain and the Allies. It also gives a five or six-part tutorial to help the novice better adapt him or herself to the game. These tutorials begin by showing you how…
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