Archive for 2002

A few days ago, that is to say a few months ago, I noticed something about “people” that made me wonder: “who is really insane?” I was using NYC mass transit (voted number one on the Top 100 places to have a revelation), this time on a fabled Staten Island bus. On said bus a…

The Major difference between a thing that might go wrong and thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. – Mostly Harmless, by Douglas Adams   Subconscious – that infuriating part of a…

Spam ‘fighter’ wins court battle A “fearless spam fighter” has won a David and Goliath legal battle against a junk email marketing company. A West Australian court yesterday threw out a civil case in which a direct marketing company wanted to sue a Perth man for complaining about its unsolicited bulk emails, or “spam”. The…

To find the true meaning of the universe, one must ponder their bowl of cereal. Of course, you may consult the toast, but you will not get the stock quotes on the 3’s. With this, one will discover two things: The first is that the chickens are not what they seem. No, they are in…

I guess there is no other way to kick off this thing then rambling on and on and on… One day I was a passing this old barn, ya see, and the old farmer (I assume he was and old farmer… who else would own an old barn?) came out of nowhere (which is a…