R.I.P. Ray Macula
The official place for the memorial page is here now. -7/24/06 I just found out that my best friend is dead. I hadn’t heard anything…
In Need of a Quack
Dear Mr. Eccentric, I am a 14-year-old wreck. I am obese and eat way too much, play too many video games, stay up way past…
It’s Plane to See
Dear Mr. Eccentric Sir, you’ve got to help me. Right now I’m on a airplane headed to Australia. We left from Newark NJ and the…
Which Way to Oxford?
Dear Mr. Eccentric, I’m a bachelor, 30 years of age, living in Burbank California. My nephew from a brother I’ve not spoken with for a…
Ozzy Under Cover
It’s really hard to remember that Ozzy Osbourne has been doing music for close to 40 years. Yet, it’s never surprising when an Ozzy tribute…
How Money Loses Its Fools
or Extended Tales of Poor Customer Service or or This is the Last One of These, I Swear On walking towards the store one Saturday…
Fooled Moon
Dear Mr. Eccentric, Is it true that the moon landing was done in a Hollywood studio like some people keep telling me it was, or…
Combating the Hordes
or Further Tales of Poor Customer Service or or Which is worse: The Deal Hunters or Deal Makers? The Deal Hunters: At work I wear…
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